Saturday, January 15, 2005

Creating gays in the military

/ freudian / warfare /
The pentagon according to the New Scientist was involved in some rather inventive chemical warfare plans, including the mother of all freudian slips - in the form of a sex bomb.

"THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an 'aphrodisiac' chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a 'distasteful but completely non-lethal' blow to morale, the proposal says."

Read the report [pdf file] - Read some more non-lethal weapon ideas the pentagon was thinking about.

Well, anyway, as the always trustworthy Weekly World News reveals, the technology is already in enemy hands! [Note the photo]... Take note:

EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.

It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "

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1 comment:

Oneiros said...

Hey, wasn't this featured in Splinter Cell, a couple of years ago? Are they so out of ideas and in need of new weapons budgets that they're lifting them out of games now?