Tuesday, March 1, 2005

iowahawk: Fear and Loathing in the Mystery Machine

/ scooby / doo / gonzo /
The late, great Hunter S. Thompson meets Scooby Doo: the lost episode. Brilliant:

"We were ten minutes south of San Clemente when the putrid green daisy walls of the van started closing in. I recall the fat four-eyed lesbian sweater girl saying something like 'are you okay, Mr. Duke? We've got a mystery to solve...' when suddenly the gullet of the garish chartreuse steel beast began to spasm, as if a digestive track readying itself to vomit. I began clawing at my hamstrings and when I turned my head I was looking into the irridescent eyes of a grotesque animal screeching 'Ruh Roh! Ruh Roh!' in a hoarse irritating dog-accented gibberish. That's when it things began to turn weird..."

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