Attila descendants want recognition

/ family / affair /
a. I say, give it to then, as long as they agree to pay reparations for their grandfather's damage - among others to me because, statistically speaking, I'm bound to have at least one ancestor that was killed by Attila's hordes.
b. Me and some friends demand to be recognized as a minority of descendants of the pirate Barbarossa - and should be appropriately subsidized.