Profound Insight Watch: George Bush

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I heard this on TV, and I had to find the transcript... This is close enough:

As for perhaps the most notorious terrorist, Osama bin Laden, the administration has so far been unsuccessful in its attempt to locate the mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. Asked why, Bush said, "Because he's hiding."

Ah! Yes, that explains it!
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